"Vanity, pictures in magazines and movie screens
Vanity, labels and cameras, so many beauty queens
Vanity, it's so good to be
Fabulous and glamorous
We love ourselves and no one else

Nothin's wrong with being just a little bit vain
We need a little pretty 'cause this country's insane
So go ahead and label me whatever you like
But nothin's quite as sexy as a woman is fine..."